Monday, December 13, 2010

ON FIRE!

I DONT LOSE

BET OF THE DAY

Baltimore Ravens -3 (-115) 

Risk US$ 150.00 to win US$ 135.00


With the exception of 2 last second bullshit losses, I haven't lost a bet in almost 3 years.  Dont expect me to lose anytime soon. Ravens will throw all over the Texans secondary. Housh, Mason, Boldin. They all should score. Ravens win by 10.



For shits and giggles, throw this in a parlay consisting of :

(501) New Orleans Hornets +12 (-115) Mon@7:35p  
Competitor:(502) Miami Heat

12 points? Really? Way to much, wouldnt be surprised to see the hornets win.

(508) Dallas Mavericks -400 Mon@8:35p
Competitor:(507) Milwaukee Bucks

Mavs are best team in NBA right now, gotta throw em in there.

Risk US$ 33.00 to win US$ 100.00





Sunday, December 12, 2010

BET OF THE DAY BONUS

 Completely nailed my bet of the day. Bonus Time!!


Desean WILL have a big game. At least 100 yards and definitley at least 4 catches. ITS TOO EASYY!!


Total Receptions – DeSean Jackson (PHI)
Player must play in game for wagers to have action.
(8417) Over vs. (8418) Under Over 4 (-110) Sun@8:25p
Risk US$ 160.00 to win US$ 154.55
 
Total Receiving Yards – DeSean Jackson (PHI)
Player must play in game for wagers to have action.
(8415) Over vs. (8416) Under Over 70½ (-120) Sun@8:25p
Risk US$ 80.00 to win US$ 70.00
 
 

BET OF THE DAY

Patriots -3 At Chicago 


I'll admit it. I thought Jay Cutler was a future HOF'er when he came out of Vanderbilt and was drafted by the Broncos. No clue why the 15 year-old me thought that. It was just a hunch that I had. Now 5 seaons later. I realize he is a sieve. Dude just throws picks and bitches. Reminds me of my girlfriend in the sense that he can never get the job done, and still fucking whines and makes those fuckin pussy pouty faces. This is a big game for him, he should choke early and often (something I DO wish my girlfriend would do) and the Pats are playing near perfect football.  Pats by 14. My whole Bankroll is riding on this, I suggest you grow a pair and do the same.

Friday, December 10, 2010

BET OF THE DAY

I bet.... The Blunt is secretly a gay asian sex slave. Put all your money on it, your Mortgage, car, mother, anything of value. I'm 110% sure about this.

KG, Celtic's 86 Philadelphia, Make it 9 in a row

    Kevin Garnett hit a go ahead lay-up, from a feed from Rajon Rondo, with 1.4 seconds remaining Thursday night as the C's overcame a game in which they weren't in top form to take down the 76ers 102-101.
    The Play was drawn up beatifully as the only one covering KG was 6'4 point guard, Jrue Holiday. But give the 76ers credit, it took a great play like that to beat them, as Philly would not go away, trading baskets with Boston in the final minute of play.
    Ray Allen lead the team in scoring, with 23 points and Rondo added 19 points and 14 assists, as the Eastern Conferences' best team made it 9 in a row.
    This team is looking primed to play in a rubber match vs. the Los Angeles Lakers in the 2011 NBA Finals, and hopefully we can make it more akward then this press conference for Kobe...KOBE FACE. WE NEED MORE KOBE FACE.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

FUCK IT #2

4 seconds left, down by 2 scores, the Titans are going to lose. Kneel down, take the loss like a man, go home, and fuck your wife or a random hooker. Or...  do whatever it fucking takes to get that last touchdown AS TIME EXPIRES TO COST THE GENIUS THAT HAD THE OVER AT 55 TO LOSE HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS.  Was going to donate all my winnings to the Jimmy Fund and the Red Cross too, but they should be fucking thankful they don't have the money to be tortured for 3 hours like this. And to top it off the Blunt hasnt paid me a penny yet for all my hard work and loyalty.
Tell em why you mad!